Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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