drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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