I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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