gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
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