It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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