I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
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i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
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That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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