...so i touched it.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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