Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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