So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
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we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
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Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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