Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
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like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
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We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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