We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
