How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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