Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
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Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
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We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
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