Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Farmville is her only friend.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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