i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
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