Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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