i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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