In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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