my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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