Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
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There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
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I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
I need a hoe opinion
go on
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