Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
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just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
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I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
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