I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
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the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
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You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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