i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Randomize
