i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
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repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
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When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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