how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
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