I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
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Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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