She's JV to your varsity
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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