This girl is more easily done than said...
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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