no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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