You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
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I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
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Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
You are the jesus of drinking
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
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