I want to have your abortion
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
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