Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
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Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
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I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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