i permit you to call me
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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