So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
did you just send me my own nude
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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