The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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