somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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