My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
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