Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
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LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
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I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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