Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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