i permit you to call me
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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