i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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