Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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