No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
someone get that fucking seahorse.
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
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Those balls look pretty dangerous.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
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I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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