She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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