I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
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He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
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Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
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