fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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