Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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