all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
as a side note pls kill me
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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