yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
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She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
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Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
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