but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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