Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
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Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
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It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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