this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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