If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
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You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
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He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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