Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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