2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
