So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
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I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
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I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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