It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
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